Meet Princess Why and Baby Hambone. My reason for gray hair and progressively worsening crows feet:

 

Cute yet sneaky.
 
Princess Why enjoys learning (thank god), reading, and anything Disney. Especially Frozen. Or Princesses. She also LOVES babies and can sniff them out from a mile away. Mini-Mommy. Wants to be a hospital lady (Nurse) when she grows up.

Baby Hambone is a true man’s man. Or would it be man-baby? Baby-Man? Whatever. He needs his wooby blanket 24/7 and will go feral if it’s not readily available. He likes sports, tractors- specifically John Deere, construction equipment, Mickey Mouse, and older women- the Cougar type.